Talks about pregnancy in city Brooklyn

Sometimes, we all need a reminder.

My children have no shame.

Go home Wal-Mart. You're drunk.

Can we please set up some sort of IQ test before people are able to join this app?

Has anyone ever implemented the Montessori Method with their children? Did you stick to a schedule or just use their materials?

This dude at the gym had somuch cologne, I had to abandon my treadmill while it was still running πŸ˜‚. I couldn't breathe πŸ™Š

People get way too butthurt over not getting something for Valentine's day. Don't shit in someone else's cheerios because you hate your own life. It's a made up holiday anyway. Buy your own shit.

Totally safe, right?

Scrolling through this app makes me realize how bad I suck at this Valentine's day thing. I could've at least dressed my son in some red for school or something πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Wow, how did my husband get so lucky ❀❀

Happy Valentine's day my gorgeous ladies!

I put in my medical record transfer so they could send them over to my new OB. The woman had the audacity to ask why I was switching. "Well, besides the fact that I'm sick of sitting in a room full of crackheads, getting hot boxed with their cigarett ...

My new car has this totally awesome gas saving feature. It "shuts off" when you come to a stop at a red light or stop sign. TOTALLY not anxiety inducing. Especially when you've been driving a stick for the past few years and the engine cutting out is ...

Question. I know all schools are different, but at what point do kids NOT go out for recess in elementary school? My son left his hat and gloves in my car and I'm trying to reason taking it back to him or not.

Happy 6th birthday my first love❀ This was the first photo I had with my son and my aunt asked me to take it down because part of my nipple was showing. πŸ˜‚ #itsgonnabeanofrommedawg

Does Chik-Fil-A really no longer have cheese sauce?!

When your brother wants a picture with you, but you just want to go trick-or-treating... #siblings #momlifephotos

He enjoyed his party so much that he even thanked me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Morning, ladies.

EVERYTHING IS MAKING ME CRY TODAY. The lady who did my son's cake just sent me the finished product.